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Now you can easily and quickly add contacts from your email account such as Gmail, Hotmail, Yahoo etc. Toggle Navigation Menu. Edited By: Tony A. Add to Favorites In Favorites. I have some important questions to ask, and I'd really like an answer, if you've got one. Because I'm at the end of my tether. These damn questions have been haunting me all my life.
For example, have you ever wondered? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dying? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
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Have you ever seen a toad sitting on a toadstool? How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
Why don't women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans? If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates? What do you call a male ladybug? What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? What color is a chameleon on a mirror? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? How do "Keep off the grass" signs get where they are?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell? Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing? Why are they called "apartments" when they're stuck together?
Why there isn't a shorter word for monosyllabic? Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there? Why are they called "stands" when they're made for sitting? Why is brassiere singular and panties plural? Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same? Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same?
What's the difference between flammable and inflammable? Why do croutons come in airtight packages when its just stale bread to begin with? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? If people from Poland are called "poles", why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? Was it a cruel joke to put an "s" in the word "lisp"? To wonder means to ask oneself something.
So the identity of the person wondering usually comes at the beginning of the sentence. For example, say you have not spoken to your friend Tina in many years. If you are writing this down as a question, you would not use a question mark. And in speaking, you would not raise the tone of your voice. You will sometimes hear or read about other people wondering to themselves. In those cases, you will see them identified at the start of the question, as in 'He wonders why this happened' or 'They wondered who did it.
The word that comes immediately after the person doing the wondering explains the kind of information they want to know. Sometimes the term to wonder means to have interest in knowing or learning something. George Grow was the editor. Do you have a question for the teacher? Write to us in the Comments Section or on our Facebook page. Load more comments.
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